Episode 8 - Season Finale

With the world watching and the lives of her loved ones in danger, Megaton Girl is forced into a grudge match against her most hated enemy. 

It's here everyone. The highly anticipated season finale of Megaton Girl. We've all put so much love into it, and I sincerely hope that you love this ending. I'd love the opportunity to make more, so if you love this show and want to see more from these characters and this world, tell your friends. Share your thoughts on social media. Leave reviews on podcast apps. Tell the world what you think. The only way we can grow is with your help.

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Created, Written and Directed by Austin Lee Matthews

Produced by Mark Allen Jr. and Austin Lee Matthews

Featuring the voices of

Amanda Kay as Megaton Girl and War Chest

Michelle Deco as Laurel Fitz

Jason Marnocha as William Kirby

PM Seymour as Captain Vendetta

Alex Weitzman as Moishe Edelstein

Sean Chiplock as Doctor Menace

Dino Andrade as The Beekeeper and Yvonne’s Father

Austin Lee Matthews as Thaddeus Sludge and Gentleman Steelface IV

Additional Voices by Ryan Bartley, Meli Grant, T Daniel Morris, Austin Lee Matthews

Art and character design by Austin Lee Matthews, Jeremy Mackrell and Ama Schwindenhammer

Music and Sound Mixing by Austin Lee Matthews

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Transcript

Scene: 1

CHUCK

If you bring help, and if anybody comes to help you. Your

friends die. If you try to look for your friends?

They die. If you don’t show up? They die. Are we

Clear?

CONNIE

(OVER COMMS)

...Fucking crystal.

CHUCK

Good. Rest up, bitch. You’ve got a big day ahead.

SOUND: NANOBOTS CUT OUT

CHUCK

Boom! Now that is how real villain sends a fucking

ultimatum! Threaten their loved ones, make them bend

to your wishes, and leave their veins cold as ice.

You chumps could learn a thing or two from that shit.

THADDEUS

Oh shut up! We’re here to destroy Megaton Girl, not

listen to you gloat!

CHUCK

You’re right, you’re right. Let’s make sure this shit

is water-tight as a frog’s ass. Beekeeper!

BEEKEEPER

Mein herr!

CHUCK

Air traffic control all set?

BEEKEEPER

Yes! My drones are scou- scou- PATROLING

 the skies to ensure that

Meatbun Girl does not attempt to rescue her

companions, or otherwise thwart your plans!

CHUCK

Warchest!

WARCHEST

Da!

CHUCK

Wow, you’re taller than I expected.

WARCHEST

I get this a lot.

CHUCK

You got the explosives all set to go?

WARCHEST

I have big boom ready for detonation! Er... Somewhere

in chest…

SOUND: SHE RUSTLES AROUND FOR THEM BEFORE PRODUCING A SET

OF BOMBS

WARCHEST

Right here!

CHUCK

How the hell do you fit so much shit in your- Never

mind. Doc!

DOCTOR MENACE

Yes!

CHUCK

Take Warchest’s explosives to the warehouse where

Monarch and William are tied up. Rig as many booby

traps as you can think of in there. If so much as a

fly wanders in there, I want that place blown sky

fucking high!

DOCTOR MENACE

Can do!

CHUCK

Steelface! What’chu got for me?

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

EXCUSE ME… Gentleman Steelface IV if you would.

My heavily armed posse has sent the stadium staff

packing. I have half of my boys patrolling the

perimeter, and the other half are setting up to

broadcast your victory over Megaton Girl to the

entire world. Meanwhile, I have been practicing my

lines like my father before me, Master Thespian

Gentleman Steelface III

.

CHUCK

That’s how it’s done, folks!

THADDEUS

This is all a bunch of bullshit. Why do we have to

put up with all this fucking pageantry!? I had her in

my sludge! I could have just destroyed her then and

There.

CHUCK

See that’s the part you don’t get! I don’t just

wanna destroy her. This needs to be a message. I want

everyone to watch me ruin every shred of faith that

anyone ever had in her. I want people to hear the

name Megaton Girl, and immediately think of the

greatest failure in superhero history. And I want to

make sure that every hero who comes after her sees

what the fuck happens when they mess with me. And

then, I will destroy her.

DOCTOR MENACE

Wait… YOU? I thought that we were all gonna destroy her!

CHUCK

Oh I’m sorry. Did she ruin your life? Did she

personally unmask you in front of the entire world,

and make everyone turn against you?! Did she steal

the title that was rightfully yours; A title that you

worked yourself to the bone for, every fucking year

since you started your career?!

DOCTOR MENACE

Eh-... Er... No! But she is just as rightfully my

arch nemesis! I saw her first!! And frankly, we’re

using my secret lair as our HQ. You’re welcome, bee

tee dubs! I say that we all deserve a shot aCK-

SOUND: CHUCK GRABS DOC BY THE THROAT

CHUCK

I could crush any one of you between my thumb and

fore-finger. I could cave in your skull with a flick

to your nose. I could blast a hole in your chest with

just a look. That a good enough reason?

DOCTOR MENACE

(CHOKING)

Yep! Good enough for me!

THADDEUS

(CHORTLING)

Are you forgetting someone, Captain? I could just as easily

kill you, and then kill her. I may not have the sheer

strength that you do, but we both know that your energy

blasts can’t hurt me, you can’t escape my sludge, and deep down,

You’re terrified of me…

What’s keeping me from swallowing you whole,

suffocating you to death, and then doing the same

thing to her?

CHUCK

Hm. Probably whatever this doohickey is.

DOCTOR MENACE

Wait, don’t press that-...!

SOUND: CHUCK PRESSES A BUTTON

SOUND: A SECURITY DEVICE EMERGES FROM A SLOT IN THE WALL

THADDEUS

What the deuce??

SOUND: THADDEUS IS BLASTED WITH A FREEZE RAY!

THADDEUS

Argh!? What is this?! Why-... Do I feel... S-S-So...

C-c-cold??

SOUND: HE IS FROZEN SOLID

CHUCK

Huh. Freeze ray. Wasn’t expecting a freeze ray, but I

won’t look a gift horse in the ass.

SOUND: CHUCK BLASTS THADDEUS, SHATTERING HIM INSTANTLY

CHUCK

Welp! We’ve heard his objection. Any of you got any

more I should know about?

In that case, let’s get to it, people! Show starts in

a few hours and we’re burning moonlight!

Scene 2

SOUND: CONNIE LANDS IN FRONT OF THE STADIUM AND STOMPS

TOWARD THE ENTRANCE

CONNIE

Alright, Chuck! I’m here! Let’s get this over with so

I can kick your ass and save my friends!

GUARD A

That’s far enough, Megaton-

SOUND: CONNIE PUNCHES THE GUARD IN THE FACE

CONNIE

Get out of my way!

GUARD B

Surround her!

SOUND: GUARDS ALL DRAW THEIR WEAPONS AND SURROUND CONNIE

CONNIE

Come at me, you bastards! I’ll take you all on!

CHUCK

(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)

Slow your roll there, Megs! It’s not show time yet!

CONNIE

Then stop putting it off and let me punch your

fucking teeth in!

CHUCK

(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)

If you’re that eager for the finale, I can just press

a button and turn Laurel and Kirby into a smoldering

crater. That what you want?

CONNIE

Let. Them. Go.

CHUCK

(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)

Don’t think I will. If you ever wanna see them alive

again, you’re gonna listen to every little thing that

I say and obey it to the letter. Sound like a plan,

Sport?

I can’t hear you nod solemnly in agreement; gonna

need a verbal yes or no.

CONNIE

...Yes.

CHUCK

(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)

Fan-fuckin-tastic! You’re on in fifteen minutes. Go

ahead and follow my guards to the greenroom, so you

can wait for the festivities. Got some expired snacks

and chunky milk in there for ya. Enjoy.

(SNICKERS)

SOUND: LOUDSPEAKER CUTS OUT

GUARD B

Alright, you heard the man. Let’s move.

CONNIE

Yeah, yeah, I heard…

SOUND: THE GUARDS LEAD CONNIE AWAY

Scene 3

SOUND: A GUARD LEADS CONNIE INTO THE GREEN ROOM

GUARD C

Couple more minutes til start time. Take a seat.

CONNIE

I’ll stand. Thanks.

GUARD C

That wasn’t a request.

CONNIE

Oh, I’m sorry. Are you Chuck?

GUARD C

N-...No?

CONNIE

I’m fucking standing.

GUARD C

...Whatever.

SOUND: GUARD EXITS

CONNIE

...You get everything set up yet?

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

I did my best with what I’ve got. Connection’s still

on the fritz, my equipment’s as old as I am, and I

can’t help you fight without the glasses. But I

gotcha, for a bit.

CONNIE

Better than nothing. Any luck figuring out where

Laurel and Kirby are?

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

I’ve been looking all over for ’em. Narrowed it down

to a few places. Lots of giant bees swarming over

several locations across the city. No luck beyond

That.

CONNIE

Okay. Keep me posted. If you find them, and it’s

safe, alert a hero to help them out, okay?

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

Absolutely. I’ll make sure they’re taken care of.

CONNIE

(SIGH)

Good…

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

We’re gonna save ’em. Alright?

CONNIE

I really hope you’re right... I don’t know what I

would do if they-... If they…

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

And you’re not gonna find out. Don’t lose hope, Mega.

’Cause right now, that’s about all we’ve got.

CONNIE

(SIGH)

I really wish it was that easy.

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

It’s never easy. But you gotta grip it tight and hold

on anyway. Cause the second you let go, it’s all

Over.

SOUND: LOUDSPEAKER BUZZER

CHUCK

(OVER COMMS)

Attention, attention. Would the fat blond bitch named

Megaton Girl please report to the western arena

entrance? It’s time to take your lumps.

CONNIE

(SIGH)

Okay. Here I go, I guess.

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

Good luck.

SOUND: THE ROAR OF VILLAINS APPLAUDING FILLS THE ARENA

Scene 4

SOUND: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Ladies and gentlemen! Villains! Miscreants! Members

of the Beauraeu Of Odious Behavior! And all of you

pathetic peons watching from the comfort of your

soon-to-be-annihilated homes! The time has come to

witness the grudge match that shall end all grudge

matches! The titanic tussle that leave the ground

quaking and your ears ringing! Welcome, one and all

to the Death! Of! Megaton Girl!

SOUND: CHEERS SOAR

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

(CACKLING)

Without any further ado, allow me to introduce the

gladiators of this blood sport! In the west corner:

You know her, you loathe her! Let’s hear your loudest

jeers of disgust for Megaton Girl!

SOUND: THE AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES

CONNIE

Oh fuck off!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

This uncensored broadcast brought to you by pay-per

view.

And in the east corner… He was once our greatest foe. But now! He

stands among us as a champion of villainy! Give it up

for the villain doing the-... killin’? Is that really

my bloody line?

CHUCK

Finish it!!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Fine. Give it up for the villain doin’ the killin’!

Captain Vendetta!!

SOUND: THE AUDIENCE JUST EXPLODES IN APPLAUSE

CHUCK

Thank you, thank you! It’s an honor to be here before

you! And it will truly be an honor to put this hero

in the fucking dirt!

SOUND: OH MY GOD THAT APPLAUSE

CHUCK

(BOASTING LAUGHTER)

That’s the fucking energy I love, baby! Ha ha! Now then!

Before we begin! I’ve got a few rules to go over with

Megaclod. So keep that hype!

CHUCK

Take my mic wouldja?

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

(SIGH)

Yes of course.

SOUND: STEELFACE TAKES THE MIC

CHUCK

Thanks, you’re a peach.

SOUND: CHUCK WALKS OVER TO CONNIE

CHUCK

So. You ready to bleed?

CONNIE

Where are they?

CHUCK

Safe and alive.

CONNIE

How do I know? Why the fuck should I believe you?

CHUCK

Fair point. If you would turn your attention to the

jumbotron! Hey Doc. Show her the hostages.

SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES

DOCTOR MENACE

(CACKLES)

Megaton Girl! My greatest-

CHUCK

Shut up! Switch over to the hostage feed.

DOCTOR MENACE

(SIGH)

Fine. Never lets me have any fun.

SOUND: CHANNEL CHANGES ON JUMBOTRON

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Megaton Girl!!

CONNIE

Laurel! Are you alright!

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

I’m scared, but I’m not hurt…

CONNIE

Where’s Kirby...?

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

(COUGHS)

Hey kid…

CONNIE

Kirby…!

What did you do...?

CHUCK

Just a little stress relief. A punch or two. Or

twenty. Kinda lost count. If you thought he walked

In with a limp before... Hoo!

(CHUCKLES)

CONNIE

I’m gonna tear you apart you son of a bitch-!!

CHUCK

No you aren’t. See. That’d be against the rules. And

you don’t wanna break the rules. Because if you do,

then we detonate a fuckload of bombs. Boom. Bits of

Laurel here. Bit’s of Kirby there. Hard to tell who’s

who, I’d imagine.

CONNIE

You wouldn’t fucking dare.

CHUCK

See, I totally would. Because I’ve got nothing left

to lose. But you sure do!

CONNIE

(GROWLS AND THE SCOFFS)

What are the rules?

CHUCK

Glad you asked. Jumbotron off.

CONNIE

Wait, no-

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Con-!

SOUND: JUMBOTRON CUTS OFF

CHUCK

Don’t worry! They’re gonna be watching you get

demolished on a cheap little TV.

CONNIE

Get on with it!

CHUCK

Pushy! Heheh. The rules are simple. I win. You lose.

You die. No trying to win, no going out like a martyr

or anything. Standing tall and making a brave, final

stand like you did with J’Harl will just make others

try to rise up and fight me too, and I frankly just

don’t have the patience for that. But make it look

convincing. Don’t want it to look too fake, that’s

just bad television. Sound good to you, puddin’ cup?

CONNIE

...Fine.

CHUCK

Good, ’cause I think this crowd’s ready for me some

fuckin’ hurt on ya! Am I right?!

SOUND: CROWD CHEERS

CHUCK

That’s what I love to hear! Ha ha! Take it away,

Steelface!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Gladiators! Take your positions!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Now then! The moment you’ve all been waiting for!

SOUND: CROWD CHEERS

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Ready?! Fight!

SOUND: CHUCK LAUNCHES AT CONNIE

CHUCK

(BATTLE CRY)

SOUND: CHUCK SLAMS INTO CONNIE, AND THEY TRADE BLOWS

CHUCK

God damn, I’ve wanted to do that for months!!

(JUMPING ATTACK)

SOUND: CHUCK LEAPS AT CONNIE, BRINGING A FIST DOWN TOWARD

HER

CONNIE

(BLOCK)

Enjoy it while it lasts...

SOUND: CONNIE JABS CHUCK IN THE STOMACH

CHUCK

(LIGHT OOF, CHUCKLE)

That’s the plan.

SOUND: OPTIC BLAST!

CONNIE

(TAKES IT IN THE CHEST, AND IS SENT TUMBLING)

SOUND: CONNIE HITS THE GROUND, TUMBLES AND THEN STANDS

CHUCK

None of this had to happen. You could have just

stayed in the little leagues, not made any waves.

Beat up a few robbers here and there. And stayed out

of my fucking way.

CONNIE

But then the everyone would have had to deal with you

as their hero. There’s no way I was going to just sit

by and let that happen.

CHUCK

(PUNCH ON LUCKY)

They were lucky to have me as their hero!!

CONNIE

(PUNCHED, THEN RETURNS THE PUNCH)

CHUCK

(LIGHT OOF)

I protected them! Saved them countless times over!

They owed me everything! And if they refused to give

it to me, then why not take it for myself?! I have

the power!

All you had to do in return was just let me have

whatever I wanted. It was literally that easy.

(BIG OPTIC BLAST)

But now, you’ve ruined it for the whole world. Nobody

gets to have a "number one hero" anymore. From now

on, I’m taking what I like and living like the god

that I am!

CONNIE

You’re not a god, you arrogant prick!

CHUCK

Not a god??

(LAUGHS)

That’s the biggest load of horseshit you’ve ever

said. All of us with powers? We’re all gods! Every

last one of us. Hell, if you’d just stayed in your

lane, you could have lived like one, too! Hindsight’s

a bitch, isn’t it?

CONNIE

(BIG PUNCH)

CHUCK

(BIGGER OOF)

SOUND: CHUCK STUMBLES

CHUCK

Uh uh uhh~. That one felt like you were trying.

(OPTIC BLAST)

CONNIE

(BIG OUCH AND TUMBLE)

CHUCK

Now I could just call the match right here, press a

button and blow up your friends. But I’m being such a

Benevolent god today... So let’s call that a warning, huh? Now, get

Up.

SOUND: CONNIE STANDS

CHUCK

Good. Now let’s try that again. Little less feeling

this time.

CONNIE

(SMALLER PUNCH)

CHUCK

(SMALL OOF)

Heh. There. That’s the wimp I know and love.

(OPTIC BLAST)

CONNIE

(IS HIT AND SLAMS INTO THE WALL)

CONNIE

(STRUGGLES AND FREES HERSELF FROM THE WALL)

You know... There was a time that I looked up to you.

I thought you were amazing. And I wanted to be just

like you…

CHUCK
(CHUCKLES)

See that was mistake number one. There’s nobody like

Me.

CONNIE

No, there’s plenty of people like you. Selfish

bastards, taking what they want from people who can’t

fight back. You’re a dime dozen, Cap.

CHUCK

Shut your fucking mouth!

(BIG PUNCH)

CONNIE

(BLOCKS)

CHUCK

God, I wanna just kill you so fucking bad!!

(PUNCH)

CONNIE

(GRUNT)

Then why don’t you just get it out of the way?!

CHUCK

Because I’m not done making you suffer.

(PUNCH BUNCH BLAST)

And god, I want you to suffer for what you did to me.

CONNIE

What I did?! You tried to have me murdered after I

saved your life, two fucking times!! I wasn’t

supposed to hold you accountable for that?!

CHUCK

You saved my life because you wanted to look better

than me! You wanted to take my glory!

(PUNCH)

CONNIE

(OOF)

I saved you because-

(OOF)

(SPITS)

Because that’s what heroes are supposed to do. I did

it because it’s my job, and it was the right thing to

Do.

CHUCK

Oh so you think you’re a better hero than I was?! Is

that what you think?!

(OPTIC BLAST)

SOUND: MASSIVE OPTIC BLAST PINS CONNIE TO THE GROUND

CHUCK

I was the best hero in the world! I was Captain God

Damn Valiant, and I deserve your fucking respect!

SOUND: LASERS SUBSIDE

CONNIE

(LABORED BREATHS)

CHUCK

And I think we’re done here. Hey refs! Call it!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Captain Vendetta wins!

(CACKLING)

SOUND: AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE

CHUCK

Yes! You know you love me! Hail to the fucking king!

CONNIE

(STRUGGLES TO STAND)

There... You had your fun... Now let them go…

CHUCK

Right, I suppose we did have an agreement. I’m

getting a little tired anyway. You played along, so

you get to see them alive again. Jumbotron!

SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

(SOBBING)

Megaton Girl please! You can’t let him win! You have

to fight!!

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Don’t... Don’t worry about us…

CONNIE

I’m not gonna let you die... I can’t let either of

you die…

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Please...!

SOUND: THE JUMBOTRON CUTS OFF

CHUCK

There! You’ve seen them “alive again.” And now, they’re

gonna die!

CONNIE

No! That wasn’t the deal!

CHUCK

"That wasn’t the deal-" I’m a supervillain! When have

supervillains ever made a deal without turning it

around on you?!

(CACKLES)

Now then! Count down time!

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

FIVE!

CONNIE

No!!

(SHE CHARGES AT CHUCK SLAMMING INTO HIM)

SOUND: CONNIE PUNCHES CHUCK OVER AND OVER

CHUCK

(LAUGHING AS HE TAKES EVERY PUNCH)

CONNIE

Let them go!

CHUCK

(CACKLING)

I win, Megaton Girl! I! WIN!

(BIG LAUGH)

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

ONE!

SOUND: THE GROUND BENEATH THE STADIUM EXPLODES SENDING

CONNIE AND CHUCK FLYING

SOUND: THE RUBBLE SETTLES

CHUCK

(SPITS AND STRUGGLES TO STAND)

What... What the fuck was that...?!

SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES

DOCTOR MENACE

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

(CACKLING WILDLY)

Mother fucking double crossed, beeyotch!

CHUCK

(STRAINING)

You-!! What have you done!?

DOCTOR MENACE

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Oh please! You said it yourself! When have

supervillains ever made a deal without turning it

around on you?!

(GLEEFUL LAUGHTER)

You know how you told me to set up bombs in the

warehouse where we’re keeping the hostages? Well, I

figured: What if... I DIDN’T do that! And instead

rigged the area under the arena to blow up?! Isn’t

that just a treat~?

CHUCK

(STRAINING)

You’ve ruined everything!! I am going crush you into

a fucking tuna can, you stupid mother fucker!

DOCTOR MENACE

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Ah ah ah~! You’ve got pissed off superhero to deal

with, Chuckie!

CONNIE

Hey Doc!

DOCTOR MENACE

Yes, my dear nemesis?

CONNIE

Where are Laurel and Kirby being held?

DOCTOR MENACE

If I tell you, do you promise to beat Chuck to a

Pulp?

CONNIE

Oh fucking yes.

DOCTOR MENACE

Right, stupid question. North end of the warehouse

district, section 10 A, building H. Big abandoned

building with a fish on it.

CONNIE

Right the convenience brand tuna cannery. Thanks,

bud. Guy in the big chair, you know what to do.

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

I’m alerting the authorities right now, kid! We’ll

get them out of there!

CONNIE

Hell yeah! Doc? Mind switching it back over to the

warehouse feed so I can talk to Laurel and Kirby?

DOCTOR MENACE

Very well! Kick his ass! Aaaand BOOP.

SOUND: CHANNEL CHANGES ON JUMBOTRON

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Hon!

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Kid... you alright?

CONNIE

I’m gonna be fine…

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

But you’re hurt!

CONNIE

Not as hurt as Chuck’s about to be.

CHUCK

(STRAINING)

Heheh...

(SPITS)

I’ve beaten you into a fucking pulp and you’ve taken

an explosion to the face... I’d love to see you try

and hurt me…

CONNIE

(SHE STANDS, A BIT LESS WEAK)

Wow... You’ve had an energy cauldron for 20 years and

you still don’t know anything about it...? That’s

kinda sad, my dude.

CHUCK

What are you talking about?

CONNIE

Looks like you missed a few of the fundamentals.

Guess that’ll happen when you refuse help from

Everyone.

CHUCK

Stop toying with me and spit it out! What the fuck

are you talking about?!

CONNIE

You’ve been blasting energy beams left and right,

just using up all of the power that you can.

Meanwhile, I’ve been saving up my energy by just

letting you kick me around for a while. So while

you’re still recharging…

SOUND: SURGE OF ENERGY

CONNIE

(WARCRY)

I’ve got a full freakin’ tank!

CHUCK

(GROWLS)

So what?! I’ll just beat you to death with my bare

hands!!

CONNIE

Mkay that’s cute. Laurel?

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Yeah, hon?

CONNIE

I know you’re less than properly equipped, but do you

think you can give me a hand with this jackass?

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

You bet!

CONNIE

Let’s fucking go! Kirby?

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Yeah?

CONNIE

Your old partner’s sending help, just stay alive!

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

(WEAK CHUCKLE)

Don’t worry... Wasn’t planning on punching my ticket

any time soon…

CONNIE

Good. Hang in there. Chuckle fuck?

CHUCK

That’s not my fucking name…

CONNIE

Mhm yeah. Hey Chuckle fuck, I’m gonna start beating ass

now, mkay?

CHUCK

I’d like to see you try!!

(LAUNCHES AT CONNIE WITH A PUNCH)

LAUREL

Block!

CONNIE

(NEAR EFFORTLESS BLOCK)

CHUCK

Die!

(PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH)

CONNIE

(DEFTLY DODGES EVERY PUNCH)

LAUREL

Counter, now!

CONNIE

(PUNCH!)

CHUCK

(GRUNTS AND STUMBLES)

CONNIE

All you villains in the cheap seats? Pay attention!

(CONNIE LAUNCHES AT CHUCK, SLAMMING DOWN ON HIM WITH

A MASSIVE HIT)

CHUCK

(BLOCKS, BUT STRAINS TRYING TO HOLD HER BACK)

You’re wide open now!

LAUREL

From below!

CONNIE

(DODGES AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR)

CHUCK

Get back here!!

CONNIE

If you insist~!

WOO HOOOO!

CHUCK

Huh?!

(BIG PAIN)

SOUND: CONNIE SLAMS DOWN ON CHUCK, SENDING HIM FALLING TO

THE GROUND

SOUND: CONNIE LANDS IN FRONT OF CHUCK

CONNIE

(EGGING HIM ON)

Come on, big guy. On your feet. Ain’t got all day.

CHUCK

(LUNGES AT CONNIE)

LAUREL

Duck!

CONNIE

(DUCKS)

CHUCK

(LANDS)

Lena! I should have strangled the life out of you

when I had the chance!

CONNIE

Lena? Who the fuck is Lena??

LAUREL

My name is Laurel, you meathead!

CHUCK

Who gives a shit?! You’re gonna die anyway!

CONNIE

...You’d think you’d have learned after the first

couple of punches not to threaten my fucking

girlfriend.

(SPITS A GUTBUSTER AT CHUCK)

CHUCK

(GAH!)

CONNIE

(LAUNCHING STRIKE)

CHUCK

(OOF)

CONNIE

(BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF CHUCK)

(SMALL GUTBUSTER)

CHUCK

(SLAMMED WITH GUTBUSTER AND TUMBLES, CATCHING HIMSELF

BEFORE HITTING THE GROUND)

CONNIE

Come on, "Captain Vendetta!" I knew you were low on

energy, but damn dude!

SOUND: EYE LASERS CHARGING

CHUCK

Just catching my breath, bitch.

CONNIE

Yeah, okay sure, bro.

LAUREL

Watch out!

CHUCK

(SMALL OPTIC BLAST)

CONNIE

(DODGES)

SOUND: LASER HITS THE WALL

CONNIE

You know you’re just gonna waste more energy if you

try to pull shit like that!

CHUCK

I don’t care!

(MORE LASER!)

CONNIE

(LEAPS INTO THE AIR)

LAUREL

Zag on ’em!

CONNIE

(DODGES AND WEAVES)

CHUCK

Stay fucking still!

CONNIE

Zag on deez nuts!!

(KICK)

CHUCK

(NUTS: DESTROYED)

SOUND: CROWD: "OOHH!!!"

CHUCK

(REELING)

CONNIE

(LANDS AND COMBO PUNCHES)

CHUCK

(MULTIPLE HITS TO FACE)

CONNIE

Man, to think that a year ago, I almost broke my hand

punching you!

CHUCK

You what...?

CONNIE

(PUNCH)

CHUCK

Gah! My fucking nose!

CONNIE

My bad.

CHUCK

(LUNGE AND GRABS)

CONNIE

(CAUGHT OFF GUARD)

LAUREL

Let her go!!

CHUCK

I’m gonna break you in half and crack this planet

like an egg!!

CHUCK

(THROWS CONNIE TO THE GROUND MULTIPLE TIMES, A LA

HULK TO LOKI)

CHUCK

(TOSSES HER ASIDE)

CONNIE

(HITS THE GROUND ON HER FEET)

LAUREL

S-Sorry! I didn’t see what he was gonna do!

CONNIE

Hey, it’s all good, babe! You’ve got kinda limited

vision in there.

CHUCK

How about I blind you completely!

(CHUCK LASERS THE JUMBOTRON AND STARTS TO LASER THE

CAMERAS)

CONNIE

Shit! He’s destroying the cameras!

(LUNGES AND GRABS CHUCK)

CHUCK

Let go of me!!

(BREAKS FREE)

CONNIE

(SENT FLYING AND HITS THE WALL)

Laurel?? Can you see anything??

LAUREL

There’s one camera left, but it’s too far away! Not

sure how much help I’ll be!

CONNIE

Better than nothing!

CHUCK

(CHARGES)

LAUREL
Watch it!

SOUND: CONNIE AND CHUCK BRAWL

CHUCK

(STUMBLES)

I am so done with this!

(CHARGING LASER)

Gonna blow your head off, just like I did to J’Harl!!

CONNIE

Again, because I saved your life. Just saying!

CHUCK

Shut up!

(BIG LASER BLAST)

CONNIE

Oh shit!

(BIG GUT BUSTER)

SOUND: BEAM STRUGGLE

CHUCK

(LAUGHS)

I may be low on energy... But you can’t maintain that

beam without taking a breath! Soon as you do, it’s

Over!

CONNIE

(STRAINING)

CHUCK

So go ahead! Take a deep breath! Might as well get

one one before you die!!

(CACKLES)

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Megaton Girl!! You can do this!!

CONNIE

(STRAINS... AND THEN SECOND WIND)

CHUCK

What?!

CONNIE
(BIGGEST GUTBUSTER)

CHUCK

You can’t do this to me!! I was Captain Valiant god

damn it!!

("IT" TURNS INTO A SCREAM OF PAIN)

CONNIE

(STOPS LASER, AND STUMBLES A BIT, EXHAUSTED)

And I’m still Megaton Girl, jackass. Pleasure doing

business with you.

SOUND: RUBBLE AND DEBRIS, WHICH CLEARS AFTER A MOMENT

SOUND: CHUCK STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RUBBLE

CHUCK

(WEAK LAUGH)

You couldn’t kill J’Harl with that... You won’t kill

me with it…

CONNIE

I’m not gonna kill you…

CHUCK

(LAUGHS)

And you call me a coward?? You can’t even finish your

own damn dirty work!

CHUCK

If you don’t kill me right here, right now... I’m

gonna keep coming after you every day for the rest of

your life! You will never have a moment of peace! I

will kill you! I will kill everyone that’s ever loved

you or been close to you! So then you better fucking

kill me, you piece of-

CONNIE

(PUNCH)

SOUND: CHUCK HITS THE GROUND, UNCONSCIOUS

CONNIE

Or I could just knock you the fuck out and throw you

somewhere that you can’t break out of. Sound good?

Yeah. Thought so.

LAUREL

Oh my god! She did it!!

KIRBY

(WEAK CHUCKLE)

She sure as hell did.

MOISHE

(OVER COMMS)

Good job, kid!

CONNIE

Thanks guys. I can’t believe it’s over.

GENTLEMAN STEELFACE

Oh it’s over, is it?!

BEEKEEPER

We think not, Meatbun Girl!

WARCHEST

Perhaps, fight is only just begin…

SOUND: THE CROWD GETS ANGRY

CONNIE

Really? You all really wanna do this? You see what I

did to Chuck here? He is far more powerful than any

one of you jabronis. But this shithead threatened my

family, and now he’s laying in a puddle of his own

blood. The lot of you either helped him directly, or

at least had a part to play in his plan to murder my

loved ones. Now you can all march back to prison in a

nice orderly fashion, and I can forget this whole

ordeal ever happened. Or you can stick around and

join Chuckie in the blood pile. Your choice.

SOUND: THE CROWD MURMURS

BEEKEEPER

Uhhh… Perhaps we should say auf wiedersehen and skedaddle

the hell out of here? Ja?

WARCHEST

I am thinking that is good plan.

GENTLEMAN STEEL

Yes unlike my father I know exactly when to retreat.

SOUND: CROWD DISPERSES

CONNIE

And if I find out that any of you didn’t actually go

back to prison, I’ll beat the snot out of you for

that too!!

SOUND: MENACE WADDLES UP

DOCTOR MENACE

What about me?! I helped you beat him! Surely that’s

earned me a little parole or something??

CONNIE

You’ve been violating parole just by being here.

DOCTOR MENACE

I-... Yeah maybe! B-But-

CONNIE

Okay look. I’ll make a deal with you. You go back to

prison right now, and next time you’re out, we’ll

have the coolest, raddest rematch that you’ve ever

had in your entire life. Deal?

DOCTOR MENACE

You don’t mean that… You mean that?

CONNIE

Of course. You’re my arch nemesis, after all.

DOCTOR MENACE

(GASP AND FANBOY SQUEE)

Yes! I am! And you are my greatest nemesis, Megaton

Girl!!

(CACKLING)

Okay okay! I’ll go to prison! But you better prepare

for such a walloping! Because I have developed an

incredible new creation!! Menace Bot 1.008675309-

CONNIE

Oh god, tell me later, please. I gotta get this dude

to prison before he wakes up.

DOCTOR MENACE

Oop! Right! See you soon, my arch nemesis!! Oh! Wait for me

You guys!

SOUND: DOCTOR MENACE RUNS OFF

CONNIE

Laurel?

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Yeah, hon?

CONNIE

If another hero gets to you before I’m done with

Chuck here, make sure Kirby gets medical attention.

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Of course.

KIRBY

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Eh, I don’t need a hospital. I’m good.

(COUGHS AND SPITS)

Ah fuck.

LAUREL

(OVER JUMBOTRON)

Yeah, you’re going to the hospital.

CONNIE

Great. Moishe, meet us there.

MOISHE

Already packing up to head that way.

CONNIE

Perfect. See you all soon.

SOUND: CONNIE ROCKETS OFF

Scene 5

SOUND: THE HUM OF A MASSIVE POWER DAMPENER FILLS THE ROOM

CHUCK

(STIRS AWAKE)

Wh-What? Where am I?

Prison?

(CHUCKLES)

You think a prison can hold me? Have you seen what I

can do?! I can destroy this entire building and

barely break a sweat! So much for beating me,

Megapussy!

(HE ATTEMPTS TO FREE HIMSELF)

Just gotta break out of this... Fucking... thing!

(HE STRUGGLES MORE BUT TO NO AVAIL)

Come on, why can’t I get out of this?!

(OPTIC... LASER?)

Wh- Why can’t I...?

Where are my powers?!

PRISON GUARD A

(ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR)

Welcome to Tartarus Prison, Chuck. The only prison on

the planet powerful enough to hold J’Harl the

Conquerer. But it’ll do a good job of holding you,

Too.

CHUCK

Tartarus...? Then... Then that means-...!

PRISON GUARD A

Yep. You’re gonna be hooked up to that power dampener

for the rest of you life.

CHUCK

No no no! You can’t do this to me! I’m Captain Valiant! I saved

all you!

PRISON GUARD B

Yep, and then you turned into a massive dickhead. So,

yeah, we can absolutely do this to you.

CHUCK

(ROAR OF RAGE)

Okay you know what? Fine. I can wait! Somebody will

come for me! I have fans all of the world!! Somebody

will let me loose, and then it’s over for all of you!

(CACKLE)

PRISON GUARD A

Sure. Whatever.

PRISON GUARD B

Y’know. I preferred the other prison. At least the villains

there weren’t crybabies.

PRISON GUARD A

Talk about it.

CHUCK

I will crush your throats and then destroy this

entire building with one blast! And then I’ll destroy

the whole world! You’ll see! You’ll all see!

(CACKLING)

(HE CATCHES HIS BREATH)

SOUND: FOOTSTEPS AS ANOTHER GUARD WALKS UP

PRISON GUARD C?

(OTHER SIDE OF DOOR)

Hey guys. Taking over for your lunch break.

PRISON GUARD B

Oh jeez. Break’s coming a little early, isn’t it?

PRISON GUARD C?

Warden’s in a good mood. Go get some grub.

PRISON GUARD A

Huh. Yeah sure. I could go for a burger.

PRISON GUARD B

Hope he doesn’t talk your ear off while you wait for

us to get back.

PRISON GUARD C?

Won’t be an issue.

SOUND: THE OTHER GUARDS WALK AWAY

SOUND: AFTER THEIR FOOTSTEPS FADE, THE DOOR OPENS

PRISON GUARD C?

Captain Valiant?

CHUCK

Hm? Ah! Somebody with some respect. Yes! I am indeed

Captain Valiant! What can I do for you today,

Citizen?

PRISON GUARD C?

Heh/// You don’t know me, but I used to be a fan of your

work for a long time.

CHUCK

Oh are you now?

(CHUCKLE)

I told those morons that somebody would come to bail

me out! Wasn’t expecting it to be this soon. My fans

are the best. So! How are we gonna do this?

PRISON GUARD C?

Ahah… I was a fan of yours. But then, Megaton Girl told the

whole world who you are and what you’ve done. 

CHUCK

Oh and what? You’re just gonna believe her without

any proof, like everybody else??

PRISON GUARD C?

Oh I have all the proof I need. I just wish that I

had listened sooner.

CHUCK

What are you babbling about?

PRISON GUARD C?

Does the name Yvonne mean anything to you?

CHUCK

I’ve known plenty of Yvonne’s in my time, man.

(HE CHUCKLES GROSSLY)

And Jessicas, and Beverlys, and then there was that

One girl who-

PRISON GUARD C?

Yvonne is my daughter.

CHUCK

I-... What?

PRISON GUARD C?

She told me a story about you that I didn’t think

could possibly be true. Because why the hell would a

hero do that? I regret not believing her. I should

have trusted my daughter. But I didn’t, and my little

Yvonne suffered in silence for a long time. Now that

Megaton Girl spoke up, I believe her, and she’s

finally getting some help that she needs.

CHUCK

Look is there a point to all of this, or are you

gonna keep boring me with your story? Why are you

Here?

SOUND: PRISON GUARD C? PULLS OUT A GUN

PRISON GUARD C?

Making things right for my baby girl.

CHUCK

Woah! Ha! Listen, pal. We can work something out, I’m

sure! Look. How about I just send your daughter an

autograph or something, and we can smooth this all

over as adults. Huh? What do you s-

SOUND: GUNSHOT ECHOES AS THE SCENE FADES OUT…

Scene 6

SOUND: HOSPITAL AMBIANCE

SOUND: CONNIE ENTERS

MOISHE

Ah! There’s the woman of the hour!

LAUREL

Hm? Ah! Connie!

SOUND: LAUREL RUNS TO CONNIE AND THROWS HER ARMS AROUND

HER

CONNIE

Laurel!

(SHE GETS TACKLE-HUGGED AND BEAR HUGS LAUREL, BIG

KISS)

LAUREL

(BIG KISS)

Oh my gods, it’s so fucking good to hold you again.

CONNIE

(HUGS TIGHTER)

Yeah it really is. I was so scared...

(FIGHTING BACK TEARS)

I thought I was going to lose both of you, and it was

going to be all my fault…

LAUREL

(ALSO FIGHTING BACK TEARS)

Stop! It wasn’t your fault. It was never your

fault... I’m just so glad that you’re alive.

CONNIE

(FIGHTING BACK TEARS STILL)

I’m glad you’re alive too…

KIRBY

(COUGHS)

So do I get a big sappy reunion hug too, or am I just

chopped liver over here?

CONNIE

Don’t temp me Kirb, I’ll rip you out of those IV

drips and bear hug the hell out of you.

KIRBY

(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)

Ah fuck, don’t make me laugh.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Good to see you, kid…

CONNIE

It’s good to see you, too. How are you feeling?

KIRBY

Eh, I’ve felt worse, believe it or not. You go toe to

toe with enough supervillains in your youth and you

get used to it. Got some x-rays coming up tomorrow

that’ll probably tell us what I already know about

the whole "walking ever again" situation.

CONNIE

Oh fuck... I’m so fucking-

KIRBY

Kid if you say "sorry," I’m going to work a miracle

to stand up and kick your ass.

MOISHE

He’ll do it, too. Trust me, he’s made miracles happen

before. If he got Nora to fall for his grumpy butt,

he can do anything.

KIRBY

Hey, she fell for my roguish good looks just fine

without any miracles, thank you very much.

MOISHE

Whatever you say, Kirb.

(CHUCKLES)

KIRBY

(CHUCKLES)

Anyway, we all knew what could have happened if we

outted Chuck. We took a gamble, and in spite of the

collateral damage, we’ve finally taken care of that

pompous jerk.

CONNIE

Still…

KIRBY

Still fucking nothing. We did the right thing. That’s what

Matters.

MOISHE

And now, it’s done! You beat Chuck and saved, not

only Kirb and Laurel, but the whole freakin’ world!

How many superheroes can say that they saved the

whole world twice in their first year of the job,

Huh?

LAUREL

More than you’d expect, actually.

MOISHE

Oh yeah?

LAUREL

Yeah! In my research into lesser known heroes, I’ve

discovered a surprising number of them save the world

every day, and we never know it!

MOISHE

Huh! Well you’re in good company at least!

CONNIE

(LAUGHS)

Thanks Moishe. That... somehow helps?

MOISHE

Oh! I forgot to ask! When’s the date?

CONNIE

The date? Uh, I think today’s the 3rd?

MOISHE

No, no I mean-

LAUREL

Yes! Today is the 3rd! Wednesday the 3rd!

MOISHE

Oh! Right- Thanks.

KIRBY

Huh. I thought he was asking about the date of-

LAUREL

ShutTheFuckUp,Kirby!

KIRBY

...Oh! Oh right, right! Yep! Definitely talking about

today, nothing else.

CONNIE

...Okay what the hell just happened?

KIRBY

Nothin’!

LAUREL

Nothing! Nothing at all! Say, uhm! I’m feeling a

little overwhelmed right now and need to get some

air! Would you mind excusing Connie and I so we

can... get some air... Together?

KIRBY

Yeah! Yeah of course! Why don’t you take a nice long

Walk?

LAUREL

I think that’s a great idea! Come on, hon. Let’s go

for a walk, maybe to the beach or something!

CONNIE

Really? But we just got here, I wanna make sure

Kirby’s okay.

MOISHE

Kirby’s just fine, kid! Go with Laurel!

CONNIE

But-

MOISHE

Take a walk!

KIRBY

(AT THE SAME TIME)

Take a walk!

(COUGHS)
Fuck!

CONNIE

I- Okay? Guess we’re going on a walk?

LAUREL

Great! Let’s get going then! Thanks, guys!

KIRBY

Have fun, you two.

MOISHE

Yeah, and good luck!

CONNIE

Luck? What’s he talking ab-

(DRAGGED AWAY)

SOUND: CONNIE AND LAUREL EXIT

Scene 7

SOUND: THE BEACH IS QUIET, WITH WAVES GENTLY LAPPING THE

SAND

SOUND: CONNIE AND LAUREL WALK THROUGH THE SAND TOGETHER

CONNIE

Kind of a long way out just to get some fresh air,

Isn’t it?

LAUREL

(BUTTERFLIES)

T-True! I just wanted to make sure that we got... The

freshest air possible?

CONNIE

I guess that... Makes sense? Does it make sense?

LAUREL

Makes perfect sense to me!

CONNIE

Okay! If you say so. I’ll definitely say that it’s nice to

have some peace and quiet after everything that’s

happened in the last couple of days. Holy hell, the last

Year, even. It feels like we’ve been moving nonstop.

LAUREL

Because we have been moving nonstop. It’s been

overwhelming, for you especially.

CONNIE

Don’t downplay your own struggles. You’ve been

basically working two and a half jobs, and for half a

year, one of those jobs was literally working for

Chuck. So you were closer to the danger zone in that

Regard.

LAUREL

True.

CONNIE

But the good news is, now neither of us have to worry

about that asshat ever again. I hope. He’s got some

pretty rabid fanboys, though. They kinda worry me.

LAUREL

Yeah… That’s also true. We’re both gonna have to deal with

them now, I suppose... But at least you won’t be

suffering alone in that regard anymore.

CONNIE

Sucks that you have to suffer at all. What’ll it take

to get them to see that he’s been a monster all

Along?

LAUREL

I don’t know. But… whatever comes, we’ll bear it

Together.

CONNIE

Yeah we will.

Oh hey!

LAUREL

What?

CONNIE

That part of the beach where I got meteor-ed isn’t

walled off anymore!

LAUREL

Oh! Yeah they reopened that section of the beach a

few days ago!

CONNIE

Ah wow it’s great to see it back to normal! It looks

just like how I remember, too. Jeez. That night was

Incredible…

LAUREL

It really was. I’ll never forget it. One of the best

moments of my entire life.

(SOFT LAUGH)

You’ve been there for all of the best moments of my

Life.

CONNIE

And you’ve been there for all of mine. I can’t

imagine life without you. Hell, I don’t want to ever

imagine a life without you.

LAUREL

Neither do I! And uhm... Well... I uh…

CONNIE

What? What’s up?

LAUREL

I was just… thinking!

CONNIE

...About?

LAUREL

About um... The uh... The waves?

CONNIE

The... waves?

LAUREL

Yeah, they’re... they’re really pretty?

CONNIE

Pfft, not as pretty as you.

LAUREL

(EEP)

Butterflies, would you quiet down in there, please?

CONNIE

...What?

LAUREL

N-Nothing! Just uh-! Something I’ve had on my mind

for a while... Something I REALLY want to talk to you

About.

CONNIE

Of course, you can tell me anything, you know that.

LAUREL

I know! But now that the moment is here, I’m just a

bigger puddle of nerves and I just wanna come out and

say it, but it’s the hardest thing in the universe to

ask, because I hope I know the right answer, but what

if I’m wrong and I made a big mistake and ruin

everything and-

CONNIE

Hey, hey. Breathe, hon. It’s alright. I’m listening,

I promise.

LAUREL

Okay...

(DEEP BREATHING)

I uh... Connie?

CONNIE

Yeah?

LAUREL

I-... I love you more than life itself. You are my life.

My heart and soul. You everything to me, and I never ever ever want to let

you go. If the last year has taught me anything, it’s

that I want you to be a part of my world and

everything beyond that. I want to sail into eternity

with you at my side, holding hands together as the

very universe implodes and we all start over to do it

again in a trillion years. Just an endless cycle of

meeting you, getting closer, taking the next step,

and the next and the next and the next, until we pass

in each others’ arms and meet in whatever next cycle

there is.

CONNIE

H-... Holy shit, Laurel. That’s...Oh wow… that’s literally the most

beautiful and mind blowing thing that anyone has ever

said to me…

LAUREL

Well all of it is true. That is what I want for us.

And if you say yes to this next question, then we can

make that happen.

SOUND: LAUREL GETS ON ONE KNEE

CONNIE

Laurel...?

LAUREL

Connie? Will you marry me?

CONNIE

(TEARING UP)

H-Holy shit...! I-... Okay before I answer: Thank

fucking god you’re the one who asked, because I was

thinking about asking you like next week, and my

preamble was nowhere NEAR as beautiful as that was.

Holy fuck… And if that didn’t give it away already: Yes! Oh my

god! Yes!

LAUREL

(BREAKING INTO TEARS)

Really?!

CONNIE

(LAUGHING THROUGH TEARS)

Yes! You better fucking believe it, I’ll marry you!!

LAUREL

(FULL HAPPY CRYING)

Oh my gods! I- Connie I love you!

CONNIE

I love you to, you freaking nerd! Now get up here and

kiss me, god damn it!

LAUREL

(LAUGH CRYING)

SOUND: SHE STANDS

SOUND: THEY EMBRACE

LAUREL

(KISS)

CONNIE

(KISS)

SOUND: THE SOUNDS OF THE WAVES BEGIN TO FADE, AS THE FINAL
MEASURES OF “EVERY TWO LIFETIMES” TAKES OVER THE AUDIO

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