
Megaton Girl
Megaton Girl
Episode 8 - Season Finale
With the world watching and the lives of her loved ones in danger, Megaton Girl is forced into a grudge match against her most hated enemy.
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Created, Written and Directed by Austin Lee Matthews
Produced by Mark Allen Jr. and Austin Lee Matthews
Featuring the voices of
Amanda Kay as Megaton Girl and War Chest
Michelle Deco as Laurel Fitz
Jason Marnocha as William Kirby
PM Seymour as Captain Vendetta
Alex Weitzman as Moishe Edelstein
Sean Chiplock as Doctor Menace
Dino Andrade as The Beekeeper and Yvonne’s Father
Austin Lee Matthews as Thaddeus Sludge and Gentleman Steelface IV
Additional Voices by Ryan Bartley, Meli Grant, T Daniel Morris, Austin Lee Matthews
Art and character design by Austin Lee Matthews, Jeremy Mackrell and Ama Schwindenhammer
Music and Sound Mixing by Austin Lee Matthews
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Scene: 1
CHUCK
If you bring help, and if anybody comes to help you. Your
friends die. If you try to look for your friends?
They die. If you don’t show up? They die. Are we
Clear?
CONNIE
(OVER COMMS)
...Fucking crystal.
CHUCK
Good. Rest up, bitch. You’ve got a big day ahead.
SOUND: NANOBOTS CUT OUT
CHUCK
Boom! Now that is how real villain sends a fucking
ultimatum! Threaten their loved ones, make them bend
to your wishes, and leave their veins cold as ice.
You chumps could learn a thing or two from that shit.
THADDEUS
Oh shut up! We’re here to destroy Megaton Girl, not
listen to you gloat!
CHUCK
You’re right, you’re right. Let’s make sure this shit
is water-tight as a frog’s ass. Beekeeper!
BEEKEEPER
Mein herr!
CHUCK
Air traffic control all set?
BEEKEEPER
Yes! My drones are scou- scou- PATROLING
the skies to ensure that
Meatbun Girl does not attempt to rescue her
companions, or otherwise thwart your plans!
CHUCK
Warchest!
WARCHEST
Da!
CHUCK
Wow, you’re taller than I expected.
WARCHEST
I get this a lot.
CHUCK
You got the explosives all set to go?
WARCHEST
I have big boom ready for detonation! Er... Somewhere
in chest…
SOUND: SHE RUSTLES AROUND FOR THEM BEFORE PRODUCING A SET
OF BOMBS
WARCHEST
Right here!
CHUCK
How the hell do you fit so much shit in your- Never
mind. Doc!
DOCTOR MENACE
Yes!
CHUCK
Take Warchest’s explosives to the warehouse where
Monarch and William are tied up. Rig as many booby
traps as you can think of in there. If so much as a
fly wanders in there, I want that place blown sky
fucking high!
DOCTOR MENACE
Can do!
CHUCK
Steelface! What’chu got for me?
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
EXCUSE ME… Gentleman Steelface IV if you would.
My heavily armed posse has sent the stadium staff
packing. I have half of my boys patrolling the
perimeter, and the other half are setting up to
broadcast your victory over Megaton Girl to the
entire world. Meanwhile, I have been practicing my
lines like my father before me, Master Thespian
Gentleman Steelface III
.
CHUCK
That’s how it’s done, folks!
THADDEUS
This is all a bunch of bullshit. Why do we have to
put up with all this fucking pageantry!? I had her in
my sludge! I could have just destroyed her then and
There.
CHUCK
See that’s the part you don’t get! I don’t just
wanna destroy her. This needs to be a message. I want
everyone to watch me ruin every shred of faith that
anyone ever had in her. I want people to hear the
name Megaton Girl, and immediately think of the
greatest failure in superhero history. And I want to
make sure that every hero who comes after her sees
what the fuck happens when they mess with me. And
then, I will destroy her.
DOCTOR MENACE
Wait… YOU? I thought that we were all gonna destroy her!
CHUCK
Oh I’m sorry. Did she ruin your life? Did she
personally unmask you in front of the entire world,
and make everyone turn against you?! Did she steal
the title that was rightfully yours; A title that you
worked yourself to the bone for, every fucking year
since you started your career?!
DOCTOR MENACE
Eh-... Er... No! But she is just as rightfully my
arch nemesis! I saw her first!! And frankly, we’re
using my secret lair as our HQ. You’re welcome, bee
tee dubs! I say that we all deserve a shot aCK-
SOUND: CHUCK GRABS DOC BY THE THROAT
CHUCK
I could crush any one of you between my thumb and
fore-finger. I could cave in your skull with a flick
to your nose. I could blast a hole in your chest with
just a look. That a good enough reason?
DOCTOR MENACE
(CHOKING)
Yep! Good enough for me!
THADDEUS
(CHORTLING)
Are you forgetting someone, Captain? I could just as easily
kill you, and then kill her. I may not have the sheer
strength that you do, but we both know that your energy
blasts can’t hurt me, you can’t escape my sludge, and deep down,
You’re terrified of me…
What’s keeping me from swallowing you whole,
suffocating you to death, and then doing the same
thing to her?
CHUCK
Hm. Probably whatever this doohickey is.
DOCTOR MENACE
Wait, don’t press that-...!
SOUND: CHUCK PRESSES A BUTTON
SOUND: A SECURITY DEVICE EMERGES FROM A SLOT IN THE WALL
THADDEUS
What the deuce??
SOUND: THADDEUS IS BLASTED WITH A FREEZE RAY!
THADDEUS
Argh!? What is this?! Why-... Do I feel... S-S-So...
C-c-cold??
SOUND: HE IS FROZEN SOLID
CHUCK
Huh. Freeze ray. Wasn’t expecting a freeze ray, but I
won’t look a gift horse in the ass.
SOUND: CHUCK BLASTS THADDEUS, SHATTERING HIM INSTANTLY
CHUCK
Welp! We’ve heard his objection. Any of you got any
more I should know about?
In that case, let’s get to it, people! Show starts in
a few hours and we’re burning moonlight!
Scene 2
SOUND: CONNIE LANDS IN FRONT OF THE STADIUM AND STOMPS
TOWARD THE ENTRANCE
CONNIE
Alright, Chuck! I’m here! Let’s get this over with so
I can kick your ass and save my friends!
GUARD A
That’s far enough, Megaton-
SOUND: CONNIE PUNCHES THE GUARD IN THE FACE
CONNIE
Get out of my way!
GUARD B
Surround her!
SOUND: GUARDS ALL DRAW THEIR WEAPONS AND SURROUND CONNIE
CONNIE
Come at me, you bastards! I’ll take you all on!
CHUCK
(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
Slow your roll there, Megs! It’s not show time yet!
CONNIE
Then stop putting it off and let me punch your
fucking teeth in!
CHUCK
(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
If you’re that eager for the finale, I can just press
a button and turn Laurel and Kirby into a smoldering
crater. That what you want?
CONNIE
Let. Them. Go.
CHUCK
(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
Don’t think I will. If you ever wanna see them alive
again, you’re gonna listen to every little thing that
I say and obey it to the letter. Sound like a plan,
Sport?
I can’t hear you nod solemnly in agreement; gonna
need a verbal yes or no.
CONNIE
...Yes.
CHUCK
(OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
Fan-fuckin-tastic! You’re on in fifteen minutes. Go
ahead and follow my guards to the greenroom, so you
can wait for the festivities. Got some expired snacks
and chunky milk in there for ya. Enjoy.
(SNICKERS)
SOUND: LOUDSPEAKER CUTS OUT
GUARD B
Alright, you heard the man. Let’s move.
CONNIE
Yeah, yeah, I heard…
SOUND: THE GUARDS LEAD CONNIE AWAY
Scene 3
SOUND: A GUARD LEADS CONNIE INTO THE GREEN ROOM
GUARD C
Couple more minutes til start time. Take a seat.
CONNIE
I’ll stand. Thanks.
GUARD C
That wasn’t a request.
CONNIE
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you Chuck?
GUARD C
N-...No?
CONNIE
I’m fucking standing.
GUARD C
...Whatever.
SOUND: GUARD EXITS
CONNIE
...You get everything set up yet?
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
I did my best with what I’ve got. Connection’s still
on the fritz, my equipment’s as old as I am, and I
can’t help you fight without the glasses. But I
gotcha, for a bit.
CONNIE
Better than nothing. Any luck figuring out where
Laurel and Kirby are?
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
I’ve been looking all over for ’em. Narrowed it down
to a few places. Lots of giant bees swarming over
several locations across the city. No luck beyond
That.
CONNIE
Okay. Keep me posted. If you find them, and it’s
safe, alert a hero to help them out, okay?
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
Absolutely. I’ll make sure they’re taken care of.
CONNIE
(SIGH)
Good…
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
We’re gonna save ’em. Alright?
CONNIE
I really hope you’re right... I don’t know what I
would do if they-... If they…
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
And you’re not gonna find out. Don’t lose hope, Mega.
’Cause right now, that’s about all we’ve got.
CONNIE
(SIGH)
I really wish it was that easy.
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
It’s never easy. But you gotta grip it tight and hold
on anyway. Cause the second you let go, it’s all
Over.
SOUND: LOUDSPEAKER BUZZER
CHUCK
(OVER COMMS)
Attention, attention. Would the fat blond bitch named
Megaton Girl please report to the western arena
entrance? It’s time to take your lumps.
CONNIE
(SIGH)
Okay. Here I go, I guess.
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
Good luck.
SOUND: THE ROAR OF VILLAINS APPLAUDING FILLS THE ARENA
Scene 4
SOUND: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Ladies and gentlemen! Villains! Miscreants! Members
of the Beauraeu Of Odious Behavior! And all of you
pathetic peons watching from the comfort of your
soon-to-be-annihilated homes! The time has come to
witness the grudge match that shall end all grudge
matches! The titanic tussle that leave the ground
quaking and your ears ringing! Welcome, one and all
to the Death! Of! Megaton Girl!
SOUND: CHEERS SOAR
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
(CACKLING)
Without any further ado, allow me to introduce the
gladiators of this blood sport! In the west corner:
You know her, you loathe her! Let’s hear your loudest
jeers of disgust for Megaton Girl!
SOUND: THE AUDIENCE BOOS AND HISSES
CONNIE
Oh fuck off!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
This uncensored broadcast brought to you by pay-per
view.
And in the east corner… He was once our greatest foe. But now! He
stands among us as a champion of villainy! Give it up
for the villain doing the-... killin’? Is that really
my bloody line?
CHUCK
Finish it!!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Fine. Give it up for the villain doin’ the killin’!
Captain Vendetta!!
SOUND: THE AUDIENCE JUST EXPLODES IN APPLAUSE
CHUCK
Thank you, thank you! It’s an honor to be here before
you! And it will truly be an honor to put this hero
in the fucking dirt!
SOUND: OH MY GOD THAT APPLAUSE
CHUCK
(BOASTING LAUGHTER)
That’s the fucking energy I love, baby! Ha ha! Now then!
Before we begin! I’ve got a few rules to go over with
Megaclod. So keep that hype!
CHUCK
Take my mic wouldja?
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
(SIGH)
Yes of course.
SOUND: STEELFACE TAKES THE MIC
CHUCK
Thanks, you’re a peach.
SOUND: CHUCK WALKS OVER TO CONNIE
CHUCK
So. You ready to bleed?
CONNIE
Where are they?
CHUCK
Safe and alive.
CONNIE
How do I know? Why the fuck should I believe you?
CHUCK
Fair point. If you would turn your attention to the
jumbotron! Hey Doc. Show her the hostages.
SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES
DOCTOR MENACE
(CACKLES)
Megaton Girl! My greatest-
CHUCK
Shut up! Switch over to the hostage feed.
DOCTOR MENACE
(SIGH)
Fine. Never lets me have any fun.
SOUND: CHANNEL CHANGES ON JUMBOTRON
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Megaton Girl!!
CONNIE
Laurel! Are you alright!
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
I’m scared, but I’m not hurt…
CONNIE
Where’s Kirby...?
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
(COUGHS)
Hey kid…
CONNIE
Kirby…!
What did you do...?
CHUCK
Just a little stress relief. A punch or two. Or
twenty. Kinda lost count. If you thought he walked
In with a limp before... Hoo!
(CHUCKLES)
CONNIE
I’m gonna tear you apart you son of a bitch-!!
CHUCK
No you aren’t. See. That’d be against the rules. And
you don’t wanna break the rules. Because if you do,
then we detonate a fuckload of bombs. Boom. Bits of
Laurel here. Bit’s of Kirby there. Hard to tell who’s
who, I’d imagine.
CONNIE
You wouldn’t fucking dare.
CHUCK
See, I totally would. Because I’ve got nothing left
to lose. But you sure do!
CONNIE
(GROWLS AND THE SCOFFS)
What are the rules?
CHUCK
Glad you asked. Jumbotron off.
CONNIE
Wait, no-
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Con-!
SOUND: JUMBOTRON CUTS OFF
CHUCK
Don’t worry! They’re gonna be watching you get
demolished on a cheap little TV.
CONNIE
Get on with it!
CHUCK
Pushy! Heheh. The rules are simple. I win. You lose.
You die. No trying to win, no going out like a martyr
or anything. Standing tall and making a brave, final
stand like you did with J’Harl will just make others
try to rise up and fight me too, and I frankly just
don’t have the patience for that. But make it look
convincing. Don’t want it to look too fake, that’s
just bad television. Sound good to you, puddin’ cup?
CONNIE
...Fine.
CHUCK
Good, ’cause I think this crowd’s ready for me some
fuckin’ hurt on ya! Am I right?!
SOUND: CROWD CHEERS
CHUCK
That’s what I love to hear! Ha ha! Take it away,
Steelface!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Gladiators! Take your positions!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Now then! The moment you’ve all been waiting for!
SOUND: CROWD CHEERS
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Ready?! Fight!
SOUND: CHUCK LAUNCHES AT CONNIE
CHUCK
(BATTLE CRY)
SOUND: CHUCK SLAMS INTO CONNIE, AND THEY TRADE BLOWS
CHUCK
God damn, I’ve wanted to do that for months!!
(JUMPING ATTACK)
SOUND: CHUCK LEAPS AT CONNIE, BRINGING A FIST DOWN TOWARD
HER
CONNIE
(BLOCK)
Enjoy it while it lasts...
SOUND: CONNIE JABS CHUCK IN THE STOMACH
CHUCK
(LIGHT OOF, CHUCKLE)
That’s the plan.
SOUND: OPTIC BLAST!
CONNIE
(TAKES IT IN THE CHEST, AND IS SENT TUMBLING)
SOUND: CONNIE HITS THE GROUND, TUMBLES AND THEN STANDS
CHUCK
None of this had to happen. You could have just
stayed in the little leagues, not made any waves.
Beat up a few robbers here and there. And stayed out
of my fucking way.
CONNIE
But then the everyone would have had to deal with you
as their hero. There’s no way I was going to just sit
by and let that happen.
CHUCK
(PUNCH ON LUCKY)
They were lucky to have me as their hero!!
CONNIE
(PUNCHED, THEN RETURNS THE PUNCH)
CHUCK
(LIGHT OOF)
I protected them! Saved them countless times over!
They owed me everything! And if they refused to give
it to me, then why not take it for myself?! I have
the power!
All you had to do in return was just let me have
whatever I wanted. It was literally that easy.
(BIG OPTIC BLAST)
But now, you’ve ruined it for the whole world. Nobody
gets to have a "number one hero" anymore. From now
on, I’m taking what I like and living like the god
that I am!
CONNIE
You’re not a god, you arrogant prick!
CHUCK
Not a god??
(LAUGHS)
That’s the biggest load of horseshit you’ve ever
said. All of us with powers? We’re all gods! Every
last one of us. Hell, if you’d just stayed in your
lane, you could have lived like one, too! Hindsight’s
a bitch, isn’t it?
CONNIE
(BIG PUNCH)
CHUCK
(BIGGER OOF)
SOUND: CHUCK STUMBLES
CHUCK
Uh uh uhh~. That one felt like you were trying.
(OPTIC BLAST)
CONNIE
(BIG OUCH AND TUMBLE)
CHUCK
Now I could just call the match right here, press a
button and blow up your friends. But I’m being such a
Benevolent god today... So let’s call that a warning, huh? Now, get
Up.
SOUND: CONNIE STANDS
CHUCK
Good. Now let’s try that again. Little less feeling
this time.
CONNIE
(SMALLER PUNCH)
CHUCK
(SMALL OOF)
Heh. There. That’s the wimp I know and love.
(OPTIC BLAST)
CONNIE
(IS HIT AND SLAMS INTO THE WALL)
CONNIE
(STRUGGLES AND FREES HERSELF FROM THE WALL)
You know... There was a time that I looked up to you.
I thought you were amazing. And I wanted to be just
like you…
CHUCK
(CHUCKLES)
See that was mistake number one. There’s nobody like
Me.
CONNIE
No, there’s plenty of people like you. Selfish
bastards, taking what they want from people who can’t
fight back. You’re a dime dozen, Cap.
CHUCK
Shut your fucking mouth!
(BIG PUNCH)
CONNIE
(BLOCKS)
CHUCK
God, I wanna just kill you so fucking bad!!
(PUNCH)
CONNIE
(GRUNT)
Then why don’t you just get it out of the way?!
CHUCK
Because I’m not done making you suffer.
(PUNCH BUNCH BLAST)
And god, I want you to suffer for what you did to me.
CONNIE
What I did?! You tried to have me murdered after I
saved your life, two fucking times!! I wasn’t
supposed to hold you accountable for that?!
CHUCK
You saved my life because you wanted to look better
than me! You wanted to take my glory!
(PUNCH)
CONNIE
(OOF)
I saved you because-
(OOF)
(SPITS)
Because that’s what heroes are supposed to do. I did
it because it’s my job, and it was the right thing to
Do.
CHUCK
Oh so you think you’re a better hero than I was?! Is
that what you think?!
(OPTIC BLAST)
SOUND: MASSIVE OPTIC BLAST PINS CONNIE TO THE GROUND
CHUCK
I was the best hero in the world! I was Captain God
Damn Valiant, and I deserve your fucking respect!
SOUND: LASERS SUBSIDE
CONNIE
(LABORED BREATHS)
CHUCK
And I think we’re done here. Hey refs! Call it!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Captain Vendetta wins!
(CACKLING)
SOUND: AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN APPLAUSE
CHUCK
Yes! You know you love me! Hail to the fucking king!
CONNIE
(STRUGGLES TO STAND)
There... You had your fun... Now let them go…
CHUCK
Right, I suppose we did have an agreement. I’m
getting a little tired anyway. You played along, so
you get to see them alive again. Jumbotron!
SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
(SOBBING)
Megaton Girl please! You can’t let him win! You have
to fight!!
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Don’t... Don’t worry about us…
CONNIE
I’m not gonna let you die... I can’t let either of
you die…
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Please...!
SOUND: THE JUMBOTRON CUTS OFF
CHUCK
There! You’ve seen them “alive again.” And now, they’re
gonna die!
CONNIE
No! That wasn’t the deal!
CHUCK
"That wasn’t the deal-" I’m a supervillain! When have
supervillains ever made a deal without turning it
around on you?!
(CACKLES)
Now then! Count down time!
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
FIVE!
CONNIE
No!!
(SHE CHARGES AT CHUCK SLAMMING INTO HIM)
SOUND: CONNIE PUNCHES CHUCK OVER AND OVER
CHUCK
(LAUGHING AS HE TAKES EVERY PUNCH)
CONNIE
Let them go!
CHUCK
(CACKLING)
I win, Megaton Girl! I! WIN!
(BIG LAUGH)
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
ONE!
SOUND: THE GROUND BENEATH THE STADIUM EXPLODES SENDING
CONNIE AND CHUCK FLYING
SOUND: THE RUBBLE SETTLES
CHUCK
(SPITS AND STRUGGLES TO STAND)
What... What the fuck was that...?!
SOUND: JUMBOTRON ACTIVATES
DOCTOR MENACE
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
(CACKLING WILDLY)
Mother fucking double crossed, beeyotch!
CHUCK
(STRAINING)
You-!! What have you done!?
DOCTOR MENACE
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Oh please! You said it yourself! When have
supervillains ever made a deal without turning it
around on you?!
(GLEEFUL LAUGHTER)
You know how you told me to set up bombs in the
warehouse where we’re keeping the hostages? Well, I
figured: What if... I DIDN’T do that! And instead
rigged the area under the arena to blow up?! Isn’t
that just a treat~?
CHUCK
(STRAINING)
You’ve ruined everything!! I am going crush you into
a fucking tuna can, you stupid mother fucker!
DOCTOR MENACE
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Ah ah ah~! You’ve got pissed off superhero to deal
with, Chuckie!
CONNIE
Hey Doc!
DOCTOR MENACE
Yes, my dear nemesis?
CONNIE
Where are Laurel and Kirby being held?
DOCTOR MENACE
If I tell you, do you promise to beat Chuck to a
Pulp?
CONNIE
Oh fucking yes.
DOCTOR MENACE
Right, stupid question. North end of the warehouse
district, section 10 A, building H. Big abandoned
building with a fish on it.
CONNIE
Right the convenience brand tuna cannery. Thanks,
bud. Guy in the big chair, you know what to do.
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
I’m alerting the authorities right now, kid! We’ll
get them out of there!
CONNIE
Hell yeah! Doc? Mind switching it back over to the
warehouse feed so I can talk to Laurel and Kirby?
DOCTOR MENACE
Very well! Kick his ass! Aaaand BOOP.
SOUND: CHANNEL CHANGES ON JUMBOTRON
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Hon!
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Kid... you alright?
CONNIE
I’m gonna be fine…
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
But you’re hurt!
CONNIE
Not as hurt as Chuck’s about to be.
CHUCK
(STRAINING)
Heheh...
(SPITS)
I’ve beaten you into a fucking pulp and you’ve taken
an explosion to the face... I’d love to see you try
and hurt me…
CONNIE
(SHE STANDS, A BIT LESS WEAK)
Wow... You’ve had an energy cauldron for 20 years and
you still don’t know anything about it...? That’s
kinda sad, my dude.
CHUCK
What are you talking about?
CONNIE
Looks like you missed a few of the fundamentals.
Guess that’ll happen when you refuse help from
Everyone.
CHUCK
Stop toying with me and spit it out! What the fuck
are you talking about?!
CONNIE
You’ve been blasting energy beams left and right,
just using up all of the power that you can.
Meanwhile, I’ve been saving up my energy by just
letting you kick me around for a while. So while
you’re still recharging…
SOUND: SURGE OF ENERGY
CONNIE
(WARCRY)
I’ve got a full freakin’ tank!
CHUCK
(GROWLS)
So what?! I’ll just beat you to death with my bare
hands!!
CONNIE
Mkay that’s cute. Laurel?
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Yeah, hon?
CONNIE
I know you’re less than properly equipped, but do you
think you can give me a hand with this jackass?
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
You bet!
CONNIE
Let’s fucking go! Kirby?
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Yeah?
CONNIE
Your old partner’s sending help, just stay alive!
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
(WEAK CHUCKLE)
Don’t worry... Wasn’t planning on punching my ticket
any time soon…
CONNIE
Good. Hang in there. Chuckle fuck?
CHUCK
That’s not my fucking name…
CONNIE
Mhm yeah. Hey Chuckle fuck, I’m gonna start beating ass
now, mkay?
CHUCK
I’d like to see you try!!
(LAUNCHES AT CONNIE WITH A PUNCH)
LAUREL
Block!
CONNIE
(NEAR EFFORTLESS BLOCK)
CHUCK
Die!
(PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH)
CONNIE
(DEFTLY DODGES EVERY PUNCH)
LAUREL
Counter, now!
CONNIE
(PUNCH!)
CHUCK
(GRUNTS AND STUMBLES)
CONNIE
All you villains in the cheap seats? Pay attention!
(CONNIE LAUNCHES AT CHUCK, SLAMMING DOWN ON HIM WITH
A MASSIVE HIT)
CHUCK
(BLOCKS, BUT STRAINS TRYING TO HOLD HER BACK)
You’re wide open now!
LAUREL
From below!
CONNIE
(DODGES AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR)
CHUCK
Get back here!!
CONNIE
If you insist~!
WOO HOOOO!
CHUCK
Huh?!
(BIG PAIN)
SOUND: CONNIE SLAMS DOWN ON CHUCK, SENDING HIM FALLING TO
THE GROUND
SOUND: CONNIE LANDS IN FRONT OF CHUCK
CONNIE
(EGGING HIM ON)
Come on, big guy. On your feet. Ain’t got all day.
CHUCK
(LUNGES AT CONNIE)
LAUREL
Duck!
CONNIE
(DUCKS)
CHUCK
(LANDS)
Lena! I should have strangled the life out of you
when I had the chance!
CONNIE
Lena? Who the fuck is Lena??
LAUREL
My name is Laurel, you meathead!
CHUCK
Who gives a shit?! You’re gonna die anyway!
CONNIE
...You’d think you’d have learned after the first
couple of punches not to threaten my fucking
girlfriend.
(SPITS A GUTBUSTER AT CHUCK)
CHUCK
(GAH!)
CONNIE
(LAUNCHING STRIKE)
CHUCK
(OOF)
CONNIE
(BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF CHUCK)
(SMALL GUTBUSTER)
CHUCK
(SLAMMED WITH GUTBUSTER AND TUMBLES, CATCHING HIMSELF
BEFORE HITTING THE GROUND)
CONNIE
Come on, "Captain Vendetta!" I knew you were low on
energy, but damn dude!
SOUND: EYE LASERS CHARGING
CHUCK
Just catching my breath, bitch.
CONNIE
Yeah, okay sure, bro.
LAUREL
Watch out!
CHUCK
(SMALL OPTIC BLAST)
CONNIE
(DODGES)
SOUND: LASER HITS THE WALL
CONNIE
You know you’re just gonna waste more energy if you
try to pull shit like that!
CHUCK
I don’t care!
(MORE LASER!)
CONNIE
(LEAPS INTO THE AIR)
LAUREL
Zag on ’em!
CONNIE
(DODGES AND WEAVES)
CHUCK
Stay fucking still!
CONNIE
Zag on deez nuts!!
(KICK)
CHUCK
(NUTS: DESTROYED)
SOUND: CROWD: "OOHH!!!"
CHUCK
(REELING)
CONNIE
(LANDS AND COMBO PUNCHES)
CHUCK
(MULTIPLE HITS TO FACE)
CONNIE
Man, to think that a year ago, I almost broke my hand
punching you!
CHUCK
You what...?
CONNIE
(PUNCH)
CHUCK
Gah! My fucking nose!
CONNIE
My bad.
CHUCK
(LUNGE AND GRABS)
CONNIE
(CAUGHT OFF GUARD)
LAUREL
Let her go!!
CHUCK
I’m gonna break you in half and crack this planet
like an egg!!
CHUCK
(THROWS CONNIE TO THE GROUND MULTIPLE TIMES, A LA
HULK TO LOKI)
CHUCK
(TOSSES HER ASIDE)
CONNIE
(HITS THE GROUND ON HER FEET)
LAUREL
S-Sorry! I didn’t see what he was gonna do!
CONNIE
Hey, it’s all good, babe! You’ve got kinda limited
vision in there.
CHUCK
How about I blind you completely!
(CHUCK LASERS THE JUMBOTRON AND STARTS TO LASER THE
CAMERAS)
CONNIE
Shit! He’s destroying the cameras!
(LUNGES AND GRABS CHUCK)
CHUCK
Let go of me!!
(BREAKS FREE)
CONNIE
(SENT FLYING AND HITS THE WALL)
Laurel?? Can you see anything??
LAUREL
There’s one camera left, but it’s too far away! Not
sure how much help I’ll be!
CONNIE
Better than nothing!
CHUCK
(CHARGES)
LAUREL
Watch it!
SOUND: CONNIE AND CHUCK BRAWL
CHUCK
(STUMBLES)
I am so done with this!
(CHARGING LASER)
Gonna blow your head off, just like I did to J’Harl!!
CONNIE
Again, because I saved your life. Just saying!
CHUCK
Shut up!
(BIG LASER BLAST)
CONNIE
Oh shit!
(BIG GUT BUSTER)
SOUND: BEAM STRUGGLE
CHUCK
(LAUGHS)
I may be low on energy... But you can’t maintain that
beam without taking a breath! Soon as you do, it’s
Over!
CONNIE
(STRAINING)
CHUCK
So go ahead! Take a deep breath! Might as well get
one one before you die!!
(CACKLES)
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Megaton Girl!! You can do this!!
CONNIE
(STRAINS... AND THEN SECOND WIND)
CHUCK
What?!
CONNIE
(BIGGEST GUTBUSTER)
CHUCK
You can’t do this to me!! I was Captain Valiant god
damn it!!
("IT" TURNS INTO A SCREAM OF PAIN)
CONNIE
(STOPS LASER, AND STUMBLES A BIT, EXHAUSTED)
And I’m still Megaton Girl, jackass. Pleasure doing
business with you.
SOUND: RUBBLE AND DEBRIS, WHICH CLEARS AFTER A MOMENT
SOUND: CHUCK STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RUBBLE
CHUCK
(WEAK LAUGH)
You couldn’t kill J’Harl with that... You won’t kill
me with it…
CONNIE
I’m not gonna kill you…
CHUCK
(LAUGHS)
And you call me a coward?? You can’t even finish your
own damn dirty work!
CHUCK
If you don’t kill me right here, right now... I’m
gonna keep coming after you every day for the rest of
your life! You will never have a moment of peace! I
will kill you! I will kill everyone that’s ever loved
you or been close to you! So then you better fucking
kill me, you piece of-
CONNIE
(PUNCH)
SOUND: CHUCK HITS THE GROUND, UNCONSCIOUS
CONNIE
Or I could just knock you the fuck out and throw you
somewhere that you can’t break out of. Sound good?
Yeah. Thought so.
LAUREL
Oh my god! She did it!!
KIRBY
(WEAK CHUCKLE)
She sure as hell did.
MOISHE
(OVER COMMS)
Good job, kid!
CONNIE
Thanks guys. I can’t believe it’s over.
GENTLEMAN STEELFACE
Oh it’s over, is it?!
BEEKEEPER
We think not, Meatbun Girl!
WARCHEST
Perhaps, fight is only just begin…
SOUND: THE CROWD GETS ANGRY
CONNIE
Really? You all really wanna do this? You see what I
did to Chuck here? He is far more powerful than any
one of you jabronis. But this shithead threatened my
family, and now he’s laying in a puddle of his own
blood. The lot of you either helped him directly, or
at least had a part to play in his plan to murder my
loved ones. Now you can all march back to prison in a
nice orderly fashion, and I can forget this whole
ordeal ever happened. Or you can stick around and
join Chuckie in the blood pile. Your choice.
SOUND: THE CROWD MURMURS
BEEKEEPER
Uhhh… Perhaps we should say auf wiedersehen and skedaddle
the hell out of here? Ja?
WARCHEST
I am thinking that is good plan.
GENTLEMAN STEEL
Yes unlike my father I know exactly when to retreat.
SOUND: CROWD DISPERSES
CONNIE
And if I find out that any of you didn’t actually go
back to prison, I’ll beat the snot out of you for
that too!!
SOUND: MENACE WADDLES UP
DOCTOR MENACE
What about me?! I helped you beat him! Surely that’s
earned me a little parole or something??
CONNIE
You’ve been violating parole just by being here.
DOCTOR MENACE
I-... Yeah maybe! B-But-
CONNIE
Okay look. I’ll make a deal with you. You go back to
prison right now, and next time you’re out, we’ll
have the coolest, raddest rematch that you’ve ever
had in your entire life. Deal?
DOCTOR MENACE
You don’t mean that… You mean that?
CONNIE
Of course. You’re my arch nemesis, after all.
DOCTOR MENACE
(GASP AND FANBOY SQUEE)
Yes! I am! And you are my greatest nemesis, Megaton
Girl!!
(CACKLING)
Okay okay! I’ll go to prison! But you better prepare
for such a walloping! Because I have developed an
incredible new creation!! Menace Bot 1.008675309-
CONNIE
Oh god, tell me later, please. I gotta get this dude
to prison before he wakes up.
DOCTOR MENACE
Oop! Right! See you soon, my arch nemesis!! Oh! Wait for me
You guys!
SOUND: DOCTOR MENACE RUNS OFF
CONNIE
Laurel?
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Yeah, hon?
CONNIE
If another hero gets to you before I’m done with
Chuck here, make sure Kirby gets medical attention.
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Of course.
KIRBY
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Eh, I don’t need a hospital. I’m good.
(COUGHS AND SPITS)
Ah fuck.
LAUREL
(OVER JUMBOTRON)
Yeah, you’re going to the hospital.
CONNIE
Great. Moishe, meet us there.
MOISHE
Already packing up to head that way.
CONNIE
Perfect. See you all soon.
SOUND: CONNIE ROCKETS OFF
Scene 5
SOUND: THE HUM OF A MASSIVE POWER DAMPENER FILLS THE ROOM
CHUCK
(STIRS AWAKE)
Wh-What? Where am I?
Prison?
(CHUCKLES)
You think a prison can hold me? Have you seen what I
can do?! I can destroy this entire building and
barely break a sweat! So much for beating me,
Megapussy!
(HE ATTEMPTS TO FREE HIMSELF)
Just gotta break out of this... Fucking... thing!
(HE STRUGGLES MORE BUT TO NO AVAIL)
Come on, why can’t I get out of this?!
(OPTIC... LASER?)
Wh- Why can’t I...?
Where are my powers?!
PRISON GUARD A
(ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR)
Welcome to Tartarus Prison, Chuck. The only prison on
the planet powerful enough to hold J’Harl the
Conquerer. But it’ll do a good job of holding you,
Too.
CHUCK
Tartarus...? Then... Then that means-...!
PRISON GUARD A
Yep. You’re gonna be hooked up to that power dampener
for the rest of you life.
CHUCK
No no no! You can’t do this to me! I’m Captain Valiant! I saved
all you!
PRISON GUARD B
Yep, and then you turned into a massive dickhead. So,
yeah, we can absolutely do this to you.
CHUCK
(ROAR OF RAGE)
Okay you know what? Fine. I can wait! Somebody will
come for me! I have fans all of the world!! Somebody
will let me loose, and then it’s over for all of you!
(CACKLE)
PRISON GUARD A
Sure. Whatever.
PRISON GUARD B
Y’know. I preferred the other prison. At least the villains
there weren’t crybabies.
PRISON GUARD A
Talk about it.
CHUCK
I will crush your throats and then destroy this
entire building with one blast! And then I’ll destroy
the whole world! You’ll see! You’ll all see!
(CACKLING)
(HE CATCHES HIS BREATH)
SOUND: FOOTSTEPS AS ANOTHER GUARD WALKS UP
PRISON GUARD C?
(OTHER SIDE OF DOOR)
Hey guys. Taking over for your lunch break.
PRISON GUARD B
Oh jeez. Break’s coming a little early, isn’t it?
PRISON GUARD C?
Warden’s in a good mood. Go get some grub.
PRISON GUARD A
Huh. Yeah sure. I could go for a burger.
PRISON GUARD B
Hope he doesn’t talk your ear off while you wait for
us to get back.
PRISON GUARD C?
Won’t be an issue.
SOUND: THE OTHER GUARDS WALK AWAY
SOUND: AFTER THEIR FOOTSTEPS FADE, THE DOOR OPENS
PRISON GUARD C?
Captain Valiant?
CHUCK
Hm? Ah! Somebody with some respect. Yes! I am indeed
Captain Valiant! What can I do for you today,
Citizen?
PRISON GUARD C?
Heh/// You don’t know me, but I used to be a fan of your
work for a long time.
CHUCK
Oh are you now?
(CHUCKLE)
I told those morons that somebody would come to bail
me out! Wasn’t expecting it to be this soon. My fans
are the best. So! How are we gonna do this?
PRISON GUARD C?
Ahah… I was a fan of yours. But then, Megaton Girl told the
whole world who you are and what you’ve done.
CHUCK
Oh and what? You’re just gonna believe her without
any proof, like everybody else??
PRISON GUARD C?
Oh I have all the proof I need. I just wish that I
had listened sooner.
CHUCK
What are you babbling about?
PRISON GUARD C?
Does the name Yvonne mean anything to you?
CHUCK
I’ve known plenty of Yvonne’s in my time, man.
(HE CHUCKLES GROSSLY)
And Jessicas, and Beverlys, and then there was that
One girl who-
PRISON GUARD C?
Yvonne is my daughter.
CHUCK
I-... What?
PRISON GUARD C?
She told me a story about you that I didn’t think
could possibly be true. Because why the hell would a
hero do that? I regret not believing her. I should
have trusted my daughter. But I didn’t, and my little
Yvonne suffered in silence for a long time. Now that
Megaton Girl spoke up, I believe her, and she’s
finally getting some help that she needs.
CHUCK
Look is there a point to all of this, or are you
gonna keep boring me with your story? Why are you
Here?
SOUND: PRISON GUARD C? PULLS OUT A GUN
PRISON GUARD C?
Making things right for my baby girl.
CHUCK
Woah! Ha! Listen, pal. We can work something out, I’m
sure! Look. How about I just send your daughter an
autograph or something, and we can smooth this all
over as adults. Huh? What do you s-
SOUND: GUNSHOT ECHOES AS THE SCENE FADES OUT…
Scene 6
SOUND: HOSPITAL AMBIANCE
SOUND: CONNIE ENTERS
MOISHE
Ah! There’s the woman of the hour!
LAUREL
Hm? Ah! Connie!
SOUND: LAUREL RUNS TO CONNIE AND THROWS HER ARMS AROUND
HER
CONNIE
Laurel!
(SHE GETS TACKLE-HUGGED AND BEAR HUGS LAUREL, BIG
KISS)
LAUREL
(BIG KISS)
Oh my gods, it’s so fucking good to hold you again.
CONNIE
(HUGS TIGHTER)
Yeah it really is. I was so scared...
(FIGHTING BACK TEARS)
I thought I was going to lose both of you, and it was
going to be all my fault…
LAUREL
(ALSO FIGHTING BACK TEARS)
Stop! It wasn’t your fault. It was never your
fault... I’m just so glad that you’re alive.
CONNIE
(FIGHTING BACK TEARS STILL)
I’m glad you’re alive too…
KIRBY
(COUGHS)
So do I get a big sappy reunion hug too, or am I just
chopped liver over here?
CONNIE
Don’t temp me Kirb, I’ll rip you out of those IV
drips and bear hug the hell out of you.
KIRBY
(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)
Ah fuck, don’t make me laugh.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Good to see you, kid…
CONNIE
It’s good to see you, too. How are you feeling?
KIRBY
Eh, I’ve felt worse, believe it or not. You go toe to
toe with enough supervillains in your youth and you
get used to it. Got some x-rays coming up tomorrow
that’ll probably tell us what I already know about
the whole "walking ever again" situation.
CONNIE
Oh fuck... I’m so fucking-
KIRBY
Kid if you say "sorry," I’m going to work a miracle
to stand up and kick your ass.
MOISHE
He’ll do it, too. Trust me, he’s made miracles happen
before. If he got Nora to fall for his grumpy butt,
he can do anything.
KIRBY
Hey, she fell for my roguish good looks just fine
without any miracles, thank you very much.
MOISHE
Whatever you say, Kirb.
(CHUCKLES)
KIRBY
(CHUCKLES)
Anyway, we all knew what could have happened if we
outted Chuck. We took a gamble, and in spite of the
collateral damage, we’ve finally taken care of that
pompous jerk.
CONNIE
Still…
KIRBY
Still fucking nothing. We did the right thing. That’s what
Matters.
MOISHE
And now, it’s done! You beat Chuck and saved, not
only Kirb and Laurel, but the whole freakin’ world!
How many superheroes can say that they saved the
whole world twice in their first year of the job,
Huh?
LAUREL
More than you’d expect, actually.
MOISHE
Oh yeah?
LAUREL
Yeah! In my research into lesser known heroes, I’ve
discovered a surprising number of them save the world
every day, and we never know it!
MOISHE
Huh! Well you’re in good company at least!
CONNIE
(LAUGHS)
Thanks Moishe. That... somehow helps?
MOISHE
Oh! I forgot to ask! When’s the date?
CONNIE
The date? Uh, I think today’s the 3rd?
MOISHE
No, no I mean-
LAUREL
Yes! Today is the 3rd! Wednesday the 3rd!
MOISHE
Oh! Right- Thanks.
KIRBY
Huh. I thought he was asking about the date of-
LAUREL
ShutTheFuckUp,Kirby!
KIRBY
...Oh! Oh right, right! Yep! Definitely talking about
today, nothing else.
CONNIE
...Okay what the hell just happened?
KIRBY
Nothin’!
LAUREL
Nothing! Nothing at all! Say, uhm! I’m feeling a
little overwhelmed right now and need to get some
air! Would you mind excusing Connie and I so we
can... get some air... Together?
KIRBY
Yeah! Yeah of course! Why don’t you take a nice long
Walk?
LAUREL
I think that’s a great idea! Come on, hon. Let’s go
for a walk, maybe to the beach or something!
CONNIE
Really? But we just got here, I wanna make sure
Kirby’s okay.
MOISHE
Kirby’s just fine, kid! Go with Laurel!
CONNIE
But-
MOISHE
Take a walk!
KIRBY
(AT THE SAME TIME)
Take a walk!
(COUGHS)
Fuck!
CONNIE
I- Okay? Guess we’re going on a walk?
LAUREL
Great! Let’s get going then! Thanks, guys!
KIRBY
Have fun, you two.
MOISHE
Yeah, and good luck!
CONNIE
Luck? What’s he talking ab-
(DRAGGED AWAY)
SOUND: CONNIE AND LAUREL EXIT
Scene 7
SOUND: THE BEACH IS QUIET, WITH WAVES GENTLY LAPPING THE
SAND
SOUND: CONNIE AND LAUREL WALK THROUGH THE SAND TOGETHER
CONNIE
Kind of a long way out just to get some fresh air,
Isn’t it?
LAUREL
(BUTTERFLIES)
T-True! I just wanted to make sure that we got... The
freshest air possible?
CONNIE
I guess that... Makes sense? Does it make sense?
LAUREL
Makes perfect sense to me!
CONNIE
Okay! If you say so. I’ll definitely say that it’s nice to
have some peace and quiet after everything that’s
happened in the last couple of days. Holy hell, the last
Year, even. It feels like we’ve been moving nonstop.
LAUREL
Because we have been moving nonstop. It’s been
overwhelming, for you especially.
CONNIE
Don’t downplay your own struggles. You’ve been
basically working two and a half jobs, and for half a
year, one of those jobs was literally working for
Chuck. So you were closer to the danger zone in that
Regard.
LAUREL
True.
CONNIE
But the good news is, now neither of us have to worry
about that asshat ever again. I hope. He’s got some
pretty rabid fanboys, though. They kinda worry me.
LAUREL
Yeah… That’s also true. We’re both gonna have to deal with
them now, I suppose... But at least you won’t be
suffering alone in that regard anymore.
CONNIE
Sucks that you have to suffer at all. What’ll it take
to get them to see that he’s been a monster all
Along?
LAUREL
I don’t know. But… whatever comes, we’ll bear it
Together.
CONNIE
Yeah we will.
Oh hey!
LAUREL
What?
CONNIE
That part of the beach where I got meteor-ed isn’t
walled off anymore!
LAUREL
Oh! Yeah they reopened that section of the beach a
few days ago!
CONNIE
Ah wow it’s great to see it back to normal! It looks
just like how I remember, too. Jeez. That night was
Incredible…
LAUREL
It really was. I’ll never forget it. One of the best
moments of my entire life.
(SOFT LAUGH)
You’ve been there for all of the best moments of my
Life.
CONNIE
And you’ve been there for all of mine. I can’t
imagine life without you. Hell, I don’t want to ever
imagine a life without you.
LAUREL
Neither do I! And uhm... Well... I uh…
CONNIE
What? What’s up?
LAUREL
I was just… thinking!
CONNIE
...About?
LAUREL
About um... The uh... The waves?
CONNIE
The... waves?
LAUREL
Yeah, they’re... they’re really pretty?
CONNIE
Pfft, not as pretty as you.
LAUREL
(EEP)
Butterflies, would you quiet down in there, please?
CONNIE
...What?
LAUREL
N-Nothing! Just uh-! Something I’ve had on my mind
for a while... Something I REALLY want to talk to you
About.
CONNIE
Of course, you can tell me anything, you know that.
LAUREL
I know! But now that the moment is here, I’m just a
bigger puddle of nerves and I just wanna come out and
say it, but it’s the hardest thing in the universe to
ask, because I hope I know the right answer, but what
if I’m wrong and I made a big mistake and ruin
everything and-
CONNIE
Hey, hey. Breathe, hon. It’s alright. I’m listening,
I promise.
LAUREL
Okay...
(DEEP BREATHING)
I uh... Connie?
CONNIE
Yeah?
LAUREL
I-... I love you more than life itself. You are my life.
My heart and soul. You everything to me, and I never ever ever want to let
you go. If the last year has taught me anything, it’s
that I want you to be a part of my world and
everything beyond that. I want to sail into eternity
with you at my side, holding hands together as the
very universe implodes and we all start over to do it
again in a trillion years. Just an endless cycle of
meeting you, getting closer, taking the next step,
and the next and the next and the next, until we pass
in each others’ arms and meet in whatever next cycle
there is.
CONNIE
H-... Holy shit, Laurel. That’s...Oh wow… that’s literally the most
beautiful and mind blowing thing that anyone has ever
said to me…
LAUREL
Well all of it is true. That is what I want for us.
And if you say yes to this next question, then we can
make that happen.
SOUND: LAUREL GETS ON ONE KNEE
CONNIE
Laurel...?
LAUREL
Connie? Will you marry me?
CONNIE
(TEARING UP)
H-Holy shit...! I-... Okay before I answer: Thank
fucking god you’re the one who asked, because I was
thinking about asking you like next week, and my
preamble was nowhere NEAR as beautiful as that was.
Holy fuck… And if that didn’t give it away already: Yes! Oh my
god! Yes!
LAUREL
(BREAKING INTO TEARS)
Really?!
CONNIE
(LAUGHING THROUGH TEARS)
Yes! You better fucking believe it, I’ll marry you!!
LAUREL
(FULL HAPPY CRYING)
Oh my gods! I- Connie I love you!
CONNIE
I love you to, you freaking nerd! Now get up here and
kiss me, god damn it!
LAUREL
(LAUGH CRYING)
SOUND: SHE STANDS
SOUND: THEY EMBRACE
LAUREL
(KISS)
CONNIE
(KISS)
SOUND: THE SOUNDS OF THE WAVES BEGIN TO FADE, AS THE FINAL
MEASURES OF “EVERY TWO LIFETIMES” TAKES OVER THE AUDIO
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